I am a war-hating, atheist, pro-choice, socialist, liberal, fat, heathen, queermosexual bitch.
Like the majority of tumblr, I am a juicy contradiction. I love adorable fluffy sparkly things and morbid creepy dark things. I dress like a half-ass goth, but I love Old School Sweet Lolita. My room is bright yellow and mint green, but I collect glass skulls and doll heads.
A semi-accurate joke is that I’m an “80% lesbian”. I personally prefer the label “queer”, but it means different things to different people.
I love: elephants, otopodes, my cats, foreign things, antiques, records, Nintendo, body modifications, freckles, Freddie Mercury, stand up comedy, nail polish, fancy bath products, vulgarity, reading, writing, and the English language.
I dislike: willful ignorance, sexism, racism, religion, getting up in the morning, athletics, and astrology.
I am obsessed with: Ellen Page, Bill Cosby, Monster High, serial killers, United States of Tara, Family Guy, and children’s literature.
I am afraid of: crickets, the Philly Phanatic, Rick Santorum, childbirth, math, and making nothing of my life.
I love talking to people, but I will more than likely mention genitalia.