I am a war-hating, atheist, secular humanist, pro-choice, socialist, liberal, fat, heathen, queermosexual bitch.

Intersectional feminism is ko0o0o0o0ooool

I love: elephants, otopodes, my cats, foreign things, antiques, records, Nintendo, body modifications, freckles, Freddie Mercury, nail polish, fancy bath products, vulgarity, reading, writing, and the English language.

I dislike: willful ignorance, sexism, racism, religion, getting up in the morning, athletics, and astrology.

I am obsessed with: Ellen Page, Bill Cosby, serial killers, United States of Tara, Family Guy, children’s literature, and Demi. 

I am afraid of: crickets, the Philly Phanatic, Rick Santorum, childbirth, math, and making nothing of my life.

I love talking to people, but I will more than likely mention genitalia. 

So yeah.