Chola femme was hard femme before white femmes...
Omg I never thought of that. Soo true though.
sexycamila: highfivekeats: Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant I CAN’T BREATHE IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN
A guy just messaged me on okcupid saying "why are...
BECAUSE WE’RE A 45% MATCH? BECAUSE YOU’RE 30? 30!! A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN TRIED TO HIT ME UP. HE SAID I’M APPEALING. HE IS 30. I feel sooo icky ughhHhHhhh
wallacelovessteven: Scientists discover most...
crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit
my dad wakes up from a nap
him: *sits up and pulls out a cigarette and starts puffing away*
me: wake 'n' bake mothufuckaaaaaa
my brother: *spits out his gatorade*
itsashleykatchadourian: nohoperhoepers: itsashleykatchadourian: badfordbadgirl: styels: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy I am completely scared :( Billy has no friends Billy needs therapy. Billy is addicted to pornography.
Sleep is good and books are better.– George R.R. Martin (via rosettes)
mossball: white people who describe their nationality in fractions
trashydyke: not gay as in happy but queer as in sacrificing heterosexuals so i can bathe in their blood and achieve immortality
runner-thirteen: mishi-chan: bonaventure-: my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80” she’s the girl in our math problems We make the pizza rolls we think we deserve DOM OMG
I smoked three cigarettes today
Y tho? I better not get cravings later, I WILL NOT be a smoker. My mouth feels all gross and I stink, but menthols taste soooo good… when you’re smoking them.
godheadcomplex: my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]
cuntbarf: I am so fucking sick of the overuse of the word ‘triggering’ everybody just shut up Jamie Vulva, speakin’ da troof.
mayaisasian: corink: comatose-kitty: I literally cant fucking breathe XD IVE BEEN WAITING 2 YEARS FOR THIS VIDEOS RETURN Omfg xD
Bash back White tearsssss Check yr privilege!!1! Kill all rapists Die cis scum Yr not queer enuff White people are wet paper towels Fuck you for disagreeing with my theory, I’M ALWAYS RIGHT! Am I a social justice blogger yet?
periodpoops: bonerifik: firstladysexyfineass: White guys talking about white girls like they aren’t wet paper towels too Idgi lmao you’ve been a dick before, fuck off and stop following me you’re so fucking basic (oh, and blocked, so don’t bother being a wanker in anon) Idk I thought it was a pretty simple question. WuTeVa~~
firstladysexyfineass: White guys talking about white girls like they aren’t wet paper towels too Idgi How exactly is a person’s race indicative of thier “wet paper towel”-yness?
if you say my name 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight ill appear and probably pet your animals and tell you you look really pretty and then take some stuff from your fridge and leave
kankricis: you may be a gamer-girl but i am gay mer-girl I win.
cheesoisuncool: this is the best article title ive ever seen it doesnt just say ‘top 10 plants that can kill you’ it says top 10 plants that WILL kill you these plants are going to fuck you up and theres nothing you can do about it