Chemically Calm

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Sun, 28 Apr 2013 20:12:34 -0400

Chola femme was hard femme before white femmes even knew what hard femme was.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 01:51:33 -0400

Omg I never thought of that. Soo true though.

micheila: José Luis López Galván

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:04:21 -0400

micheila:

José Luis López Galván

sexycamila: highfivekeats: Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 08:37:16 -0400

sexycamila:

highfivekeats:

Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant

I CAN’T BREATHE

IML ITERAALLY SCRAMIGN AT THE SCREEN

A guy just messaged me on okcupid saying "why are we not bestest friends??"

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:26:08 -0400

BECAUSE WE’RE A 45% MATCH?

BECAUSE YOU’RE 30?

30!! A THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN TRIED TO HIT ME UP. HE SAID I’M APPEALING. HE IS 30.

I feel sooo icky ughhHhHhhh

wallacelovessteven: Scientists discover most relaxing tune...

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:50:09 -0500

wallacelovessteven:

Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever

Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay.

Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.

I ALWAYS fall for these.

suicideblonde: Dolly Parton - Jolene

Sun, 10 Mar 2013 01:10:39 -0500

suicideblonde:

Dolly Parton - Jolene

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Fri, 08 Mar 2013 11:55:12 -0500

crumzinmahlap: did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 08:35:07 -0500

crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

my dad wakes up from a nap

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 01:07:55 -0500

him: *sits up and pulls out a cigarette and starts puffing away*
me: wake 'n' bake mothufuckaaaaaa
my brother: *spits out his gatorade*

itsashleykatchadourian: nohoperhoepers: itsashleykatchadourian:...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 00:56:31 -0500

itsashleykatchadourian:

nohoperhoepers:

itsashleykatchadourian:

badfordbadgirl:

styels:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

I am completely scared :(

Billy has no friends

Billy needs therapy.

Billy is addicted to pornography.

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:44:37 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos: My Bright Eyes “Every Day and Every Night”...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:44:27 -0500

fuckyeahtattoos:

My Bright Eyes “Every Day and Every Night” skeletons and lyrics from “No Lies, Just Love.”

Freshly done by Capone at Emerald City Tattoo in Greensboro, NC.

The text was done by Ray at Blue Flame Tattoo in Raleigh, NC.

"Sleep is good and books are better."

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:42:56 -0500

“Sleep is good and books are better.”

- George R.R. Martin (via rosettes)

Is it weird that the first thing I thought when I saw this...

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:40:29 -0500

Is it weird that the first thing I thought when I saw this “ooo, is that a satin stitch?”

mossball: white people who describe their nationality in fractions

Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:37:38 -0500

mossball:

white people who describe their nationality in fractions

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Thu, 07 Mar 2013 06:36:54 -0500

trashydyke: not gay as in happy but queer as in sacrificing heterosexuals so i can bathe in their...

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 19:59:46 -0500

trashydyke:

not gay as in happy but queer as in sacrificing heterosexuals so i can bathe in their blood and achieve immortality

runner-thirteen: mishi-chan: bonaventure-: my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:46:55 -0500

runner-thirteen:

mishi-chan:

bonaventure-:

my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”

she’s the girl in our math problems

We make the pizza rolls we think we deserve

DOM OMG

deherited: omg He waited his whole life for that.

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:43:11 -0500

deherited:

omg

He waited his whole life for that.